maddehhey:

oprahsmom:

toocooltobehipster:

how is he posting this from 4 months in the future

this was taken in February

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partybarackisinthehousetonight: ooh a friendship bracelet!!! oh my it’s silver, you really shouldn’t have. wait uh it’s a little tight  "you’re under arrest sir" (via arevolutionsupposed)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ooh a friendship bracelet!!! oh my it’s silver, you really shouldn’t have. wait uh it’s a little tight 
"you’re under arrest sir"

(via arevolutionsupposed)

seejelly: two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out  (Source: memelovingfuck, via onlysullivan)

seejelly:

two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out 

(Source: memelovingfuck, via onlysullivan)

2dcc: take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass (via tooast)

2dcc:

take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass

(via tooast)

kvotheunkvothe: thesassylorax: everthorne: judas was creepy as fuck Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing. "Hello, Jesus." "…Judas, we’ve talked about this." (via tooast)

kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

(via tooast)

Reblog if you’re a Hufflepuff allonsyforever: Those patient Hufflepuffs are true and unafraid of toil. (Also particularly good FINDERS). Just taking attendance! Gryffindor click here Slytherin x Ravenclaw x

Reblog if you’re a Hufflepuff

allonsyforever:

Those patient Hufflepuffs are true and unafraid of toil.

(Also particularly good FINDERS).

Just taking attendance!

Gryffindor click here

Slytherin x

Ravenclaw x

the-yolocaust: when u hear your favorite band in public (Source: swarnpert, via i-shout-at-the-devil)

the-yolocaust:

when u hear your favorite band in public

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(Source: swarnpert, via i-shout-at-the-devil)

artpopist: *thinks about something i need to do for school* (via onlysullivan)

artpopist:

*thinks about something i need to do for school*

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(via onlysullivan)

thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4
okay story time
so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”
so I drew a banana instead.
and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”
so I was like “k”
and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.
My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class