urbanfuck: urbanfuck: urbanfuck: anal sneezes are cute as shit sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time this is not what i want to be remembered for (via bagelbrother)

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

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this is not what i want to be remembered for

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bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS
christianscorner:

gloomyteens:
loveyourselfcompletely:

I don’t know what he’s fixing, but mine just broke.
sneakymonster:

and-make-the-fireflies-dance:

whoa so similar. except the wardrobe could sing.
angfdz: verybigpimpin: "can i come over" "please im really sorry & i miss you" "ill eat u out" I think about this post almost every week (via otaku-stuffed-muffin)

angfdz:

verybigpimpin:

"can i come over"

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"please im really sorry & i miss you"

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"ill eat u out"

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I think about this post almost every week

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jazzytrenchcoatfromhell: Dorian Gray is actually really good bisexual representation it’s common knowledge that all bisexuals keep magical, aging portraits hidden within their Victorian mansion to ensure their own immortality (via otaku-stuffed-muffin)

jazzytrenchcoatfromhell:

Dorian Gray is actually really good bisexual representation it’s common knowledge that all bisexuals keep magical, aging portraits hidden within their Victorian mansion to ensure their own immortality

(via otaku-stuffed-muffin)